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  1. Chris_Spence

    Chris_Spence Registered User

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    dont you just love it when.....

    some fat birds asks you out?:king:
    Chris_Spence, Mar 30, 2006
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    gib cock-pushups?

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    More cushion for the pushin:wink:
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    :lol: :lol: well atleast if you get nowhere with any nice girls you could always consider the fat bird over your hand
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    that reminds me, my mate has a golden rule about lasses, he will not shag one which displaces equal or more than 3x his own bodyweight in water

    his problem

    hes still a virgin as he hasnt scored with anyone who does not vilate his golden rule


    i can see him being like this for a few years
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    Re: dont you just love it when.....

    so did you say yes then?
    Wot, Mar 30, 2006
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    You could always do it for the respect like on New Years :wink: :lol:
    Scotty, Mar 30, 2006
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    Too right he fucking did, as if Spence would turn down a shag.
    Basic Instinct, Mar 30, 2006
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    well how very dare her........really did she not know who she was talking to!!


    she might have been really lovely, was she actually fat or just a bit plump?
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    What's the difference? Plump's just something fat people call themselves to feel a bit better.
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    yeah i bet she had a beutiful personality! :lol:
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    wanker.
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    :eek: :eek: :eek: tut tut you boys are so fickle! :tut:
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    Re: Re: Re: dont you just love it when.....

    we dont talk about that :lol:
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    Re: dont you just love it when.....

    not really?
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    :lol: :up:
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    It probably took the poor lass a lot of courage to walk up to you and ask you out . She may be big built but shes clearly got confidence and yes she probably has a great personality . Im not saying i would have said yes to her but i certainly wouldnt be bragging about saying no cos she was fat in a public messageboard to raise a few cheap laughs . Grow up mate !

    And stop standing outside weightwatchers with a kfc bucket stuffed down your pants !
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    :lol: niceley said
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    Theres some egg woman who stalks me at work it does my head in thinks shes lush because of her big wabs but everything else about her is big :lol: :( wish she would leave me alone :cry:
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    Who said i said 'No'? mate!

    Excuse me
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