dodgy old guys and anne summers

dodgy old guys and anne summers

was moseying around in the metro centre yesterday and looking for a cheeky little bit of lingerie,la senza had nothing special some my friend and i wandered into good old Anne's shop.

Happily walking round until spotting an old, dubious looking man getting a vibrator with anal bit and plenty of lube explaining to the assistant it's for his wife.


It was fairly off putting as he was watching what me and my friend picked up in a if-i-was-a-fly-on-the-wall-i'd-be-drooling-right-now just watching.
I always seem to spot filth old scratty looking men in there, euwwwww the mental images!!!

just wanted to share

last time i was in with my lass they were giving kit kats away at the door to little kids!!

yeah, i was in the one in town a few years ago, and a creepy bloke asked me if i'd meet up with him later to show him how to use some of "the equipment" !!!

:sick:


and why would they give kit kats away???weird.surprised they don;t give the cock shaped chocolates away!!!

To kids?

ha ha nooooo didn't mean that but if they were going to give any sweets away you'd expect it would be something they produce!!!

.... well kit kats are a 'bit' dirty arent they? if you know what i mean!

Re: dodgy old guys and anne summers

sorry luv i was just on me dinner hour and fancied a drool as for the loob wey wor lass is gettin on a bit you know , its got to the point where her breast milk is like talcum powder ! :sick:

The two chocolate fingers promotion?

Have they still got a bloke working in the once in Newcastle? I walked in and walked straight back out cuz of him .... stood their with all the dildos in a belt strapped round him, trying asking me questions :blush:

bet you loved it hannah, all that latex and fluff

bet you were like a kid in a sweet shop

:spangled: wtf are you on about? did i not just say i walked in and legged it straight back out again.

nevermind hannah I'm only joking, your hard work sometimes hannah.

yeah when i have absolutely no idea what you're getting at!

you love the latex and the fluff don't your cause you wear it enough and you model it, you get me now

I dont wear latex, its PVC ... and I dont like it or fluff either tbf!

you don't like it fucking hell maybe thats why your depressed all the time you constantly wear clothes you don't like.

No Im not, I havent worn any of ages.