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    Dr's office


    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who
    Insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients.

    An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he
    Approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
    Seeing the doctor for today?" "

    There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.
    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come
    Into a crowded office and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
    The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some
    Embarrassment in this room full of peopleā€. You should have said
    There is something wrong with your ear or something and then
    Discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."

    The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room
    Full of others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re entered.
    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
    "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
    Taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

    "I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
    The doctor's office erupted in laughter.
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