Do you ever?

Do you ever?

Find yourself dancing too your reflection in your computer.... I've got heavens cry - till tears do us part (harry flash mix) and I can't sit still doing my cyber hands and bouncing like a hooker on viagra.

HELP!!!!!

btw

I used to want you
quite bad
I don't know what your looking for
but a broken heart is all i have

YEAH!!!!!!

I just learnt that today with auz!

why do i have a friday feeling?

know wot ya mean smart man!!! ive got that friday feelin!! but all ive gota look forward to is playin breakbeat tonite wish i could play some wikid house!!! shame




still though peebs get yer arses down to bar nice !¬!!!!!1

I wanna be your groupie bitch bouze

if u wear a bra and pretend to be a lady then i can see no problem!!! u can be the breakbeat bitch

lol

do you want me to wear a corset so I get more womanly hips 2?

thats sick!!!!!
but.... say you offered this service for payment, how much?

lmfao.... hyperthetically about £50.45

and a hyperthetical phone number to ring would be 0191 373 5347

and a hyperthical name to ask for would be Roxy

Oh my jewish God

i am tempted to ring that number but fear that roxy is short for "rock hard brick shithouse who knows where i live"
however. £50? what would this "service" include?