Did you know? 324904 kids are born with Gingervitis a year. 10% of kids born with Gingervitis commit suicide by age 16. 30% of those infected with Gingervitis live healthy, productive, long lives. 20% of those infected with Gingervitis feel great self hatred, and attempt to bite others in hopes they will spread Gingervitis. 80% of Ginger Kids are totally unaware they are soulless. 20% of those infected with Gingervitis, know they don’t have souls and pursue a life devoted to Satanism, Paganism, and/or Politics. 95% of those infected with Gingervitis believe they are ugly contagious beasts, resulting in an extreme fear of such common things as: Trying on clothes in public dressing rooms Sharing food Intercourse Sharing blood Kissing the opposite sex. Having Friends Common statistics: 15% of all people in the US are bitten by a child with Gingervitis. 12% of those bitten don't know the proper steps to take after being bitten. 63% of those people bitten require years of trauma counseling. 80% of all people in the US are unaware that kids with Gingervitis have no souls. 20% of all people in the US are aware that those with Gingervitis lack souls, and persecute them due to this. 55% of people aware of gingervitis believe it is similar to AIDS.
