Description of polotics "Politics" has been accurately described as "Poli" (from the greek "Poly") meaning "Many" and "Tics" meaning "Blood sucking Parasites"!! But it is also defined as follows: Cow Politics Feudalism: You have two Cows, Your Lord takes some of the Milk. Pure Communism: You have two Cows, Your neighbours help you take care of them and you all share the Milk. Applied Communism: You have two Cows, you take care of them but the Government takes all the Milk. Dictatorship: You have two Cows, the Government takes both and shoots you. Singaporean Democracy: You have two Cows, the Government fines you for keeping two unlicensed animals in an apartment. Pure Democracy: You have two Cows, your neighbours decide who gets the Milk. Representative Democracy: You have two Cows, your neighbours pick someone who will tell you who gets the Milk. Capitalism: You have two Cows. You sell one and buy a Bull. Your Herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on an income. Totalitarianism: You have two Cows. The Government takes them and denies they existed. Milk is banned. Labour Party: You have two Cows, the Government says you shouldn’t have them because it doesn’t comply with EU Directives. Instructs you to do a Comprehensive Performance and Best Value Review, fix twenty Ear Tags and fines you for selling British Milk. Conservative Party: You have two Cows, they initially subsidise you, sign another EU Treaty and then privatise your Cows and Milk therefrom, into sixteen different business. Liberal-Democrat Party: You have two Cows, they look up dictionary to find out what they are, propose a 1p. additional Tax on the Cows and Milk for whatever popular issue they think the Country believes in at the time and then boldly state that “This is a European issue”! European Democracy: You have two Cows. The EU sets up a review committee, a new department and appoints a Commissioner to oversee the “serious” issue of your two Cows. The Government regulates when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to, takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the Milk away. It requires you fill in Forms accounting for the missing Cow.
