day 1 quitting smoking - stess relief!!

day 1 quitting smoking - stess relief!!

YOURE ALL BUNCH OF WANKERS!!

YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF WANKERS!


*aaaaaaaaaah*

Re: day 1 quitting smoking - stess relief!!

There was a time when you were moderatley funny. Actually i am not even going to be nice, your a cunt and you probably always will be.

You assume that if you come on a message board and drop shit crack and shit jokes there will be people who will laugh. You are right, people do laugh, not with you at you.

What kind of role do you pay in your community? Im guessing:

1) Local shady character
The bloke that is always standing at the end of the street when you open your curtains.

2) The bloke who is always "dead canny with the kids"
3 Guesses there

3) The lone ranger
You sit in the pub alone, boxed at first, then as the pints get down you begin to speak to yourself. Then occasionally talk drivel to people at the bar when your ordering your drink about how you were "out with your mates" the other night (even though everyone knows you have none)

4) The perv
You stare at anyone and anything up and down nomatter what the circumstances. At the pub you are obsessed with the fat barmaid that finds anyone attractive and you have a small shrine dedicated to her in a cupboard at your house.


Basically Kev if you say your not in one of these groups, you are a bare faced lyar aswell as a bare faced tosser. I have heard about you off other people and I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

Good luck giving up

Re: Re: day 1 quitting smoking - stess relief!!

Re: Re: day 1 quitting smoking - stess relief!!

i KNEW we'd met before!

I presume it's just tobacco that you are quitting?

You'll still be smoking cock, crack and heroin though yeah?

ur well cute a/s/l??

There you go

KNEW he'd be an ugly cunt.. ill shag it tho..

Ahh, the pretty picture of me on drugs...awesome.

Moi- I had an excuse for looking a mess then- what's yours?

:doh: :laugh:

I can imagine you sat there, nostrils flaring, looking for that picture of me.

Dont flatter yourself

and he has a right to take the piss out of anyone because....?

So why trawl through all the posts looking for it then?

Unless it was your screensaver?

You do seem to have a fascination with photo's of me.

.......

even the ugly cunts can be classed as "art"

Your silence speaks volumes.

Hey, who doesn't? I'