David Beckham......again! A plane was about to crash .... > with 5 people on board and only 4 parachutes. > The first person said. " I am Roy Keane, one of the best footballers > in Ireland. I am worth a lot of money and my fans need me so I think I > should be saved." The others agreed [probably beaten up if they didn't] > and gave him one of the parachutes and off he went. > > The second person said "I am Tony Blair, a dynamic English politician who > can really help my country and I think I should be saved." The others > said "O.K." and gave him a parachute. The third person said "I am David Beckham, captain of the English > National squad. I have a wife and son and a newborn baby. Everyone knows I am a really nice guy and everyone thinks I am stupid, but I'm not, so I am > taking a parachute." and off he went. > > There were two folk left, the Pope and a 10 year old schoolgirl. The Pope > said: "Child, I am old and frail and have lived my life while you are > young with everything before you." You take the parachute and I will stay with the aircraft and take my chance." > "It's O.K." said the girl, "there are still two parachutes. David Beckham > picked up my schoolbag."
