crap jokes post em in here>>> lets here them heres 1 to start off stevie wonder put his hand in the kitchen draw and pulled out a cheese grater and said thats the worst book i`ve ever read
isnt it mean to be the most violent book he has read! did u hear about the magic tractor? it went up the road and turned into a field not thats bad
here's one for ya's: a geordie goes into an antiques shop - he spies a very fetching gold cat... he asks the guy behind the counter "how much for the gold cat?" the guy replied " £25 for the cat, £100 for the story" the geordie say's "i'll take the cat but not the story" so off he tottles with his cat under his arm..... he starts to realise that there is alot of cats around - then he starts to realise that they're following him... he quickens his pace but they're now coming from gardens, bins...u name it there's a cat appearing - the geordie starts to fear for his safety, so he runs as fast as he can with all these cats still chasing him, he see's a river bank in front of him so heads for that - as he approaches the river he see's a lamp post so with his free hand he grabs it & all the cats carry on & drown in the river. "fuck me, that was close", he say's & heads off back to the antiques shop. "ah" say's the bloke behind the counter "u want the story now?" the geordie answers "nah, but do u have a makem i can buy?" ta da......boom boom
