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  1. Mr Stone

    Mr Stone

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    Crap Emails

    We get a lot sent to the club but this one is very special

    PLEASE FORWARD TO CLUB MANAGER/OWNER

    Hello,

    I am emailing in regards to an enquiry i have about coming into your club new years eve to sell novelty flashing bunny ears, shutter shades, dummies, necklaces & gumshields, they are a great novelty to the club and the customers really enjoy them, we supply our glowing services to many clubs over the country on new years eve and find it is a credit to the venue and atmosphere, we sell the merchandise at reasonable rates offering you (the club) 50% of all income on the night, we will come in and sell the merchandise on managers terms (come and go when you say etc) 2 members of our fully trained glowing staff will enter the club dressed in our uniforms (or yours if you wish) and will stick to a spot you locate for them or move around freely in the club selling the goods, Is this of interest to you?
    its a great way to relax and rake in the benifits of our proposition, please do not hesitate to contact me on ***** *******

    I will happily visit you to discuss further and will happily send you pics of goods

    Manager of TWINKLES GLOWING SERVICES
    Mr Stone, Dec 12, 2009
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  3. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    why not ? its more money for you.
    adam., Dec 12, 2009
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  4. chase

    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    innit, seems like a win win - always see plenty of lasses wearing shit like that in town, easy money i say :up:

    + depending where your club is, the gumshields could come in handy :D
    chase, Dec 12, 2009
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  5. Play

    Play Registered User

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    :lol:
    Play, Dec 12, 2009
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  6. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    50% revenue given away? great business model :lol:
    Phil Mitchell, Dec 12, 2009
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  7. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    With some of the mugs that get in Digital, you'd make a killing.
    adam., Dec 12, 2009
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  8. MistaK

    MistaK Modulations Staff

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    saying that, i bet they'd pocket some and have some crazy overheads then give a lesser figure for that 50%.

    saying that - it's probably the brainchild of one of the hardhouse fluffy boot brigade. espesh with the name 'Twinkles Glowing Services'
    MistaK, Dec 12, 2009
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  9. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    revenue is income from the product/service before deductions.

    As if im arguing about the business model of a company who sells flashing gum shields...a new low.
    Phil Mitchell, Dec 12, 2009
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  10. WorldonFire

    WorldonFire No Pressure

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    so true
    WorldonFire, Dec 12, 2009
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  11. MistaK

    MistaK Modulations Staff

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    :lol:

    i stand corrected
    MistaK, Dec 12, 2009
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    Scotty Internet Weirdo

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    Scotty, Dec 12, 2009
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    flashy things and glow sticks in clubs are certainly my biggest pet hate, along with blokes who take their tops off
    scott bradford, Dec 14, 2009
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    you should come to consett some time, you'd love it ;) :up:
    Conway, Dec 14, 2009
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    Because everyone would think he was you?
    Rossy, Dec 14, 2009
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    Rossy you cunt :lol:

    it's because most of the places up here look like a cross between Blackpool illuminations and fight club...
    Conway, Dec 14, 2009
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    mr bradford forgets he dj'd at holocaust in west dumfries in october 1992

    :lol::lol::lol:
    MELT, Dec 15, 2009
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    The trades was always a bit tasty when i used to go when i was younger :eek:
    graham, Dec 15, 2009
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    Chewy I'd fist it

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    :lol: spent many a night in there as a youngster dancing with the devil
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    Conway helmet Staff

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    it goes by the name K2 nowadays.

    The locals joke that it's because "once you get to the top you want to kill yourself"
    Conway, Dec 15, 2009
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    haha dear god that just brought back some horrible memories.....to think i was there 3 times a week once upon a time :facepalm:
    trance250, Dec 15, 2009
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