Cracking out the wine ....

Cracking out the wine ....

..... when its still far too early :drunk:

and I thought Id stopped stressing today - clearly not

I didnt say Id only just started drinking

Re: Cracking out the wine ....

never too early for el vino hannah hun, usually start on the red bout 6 on a school night... takes the edge off after a day of carting nana's to the supermarket!!! you enjoy guilt free!!!

This is true ... but Im not really much of a drinker these days :doh:

get pissed, make some random fone calls(always funny) go to bed... nowts the bother!!!

How old r u?

27... with 2 year old, mortgage, 2 cars.. bills etc.

just trying to cling on to my youth!

looking in the phonebook for people with stupid surnames and phonig thems always a giggle

Hope in a couple of years i'm not making random phone calls, only time will tell


EDIT** Just remembered, I did on Saturday night

from my old job.... mrs hoare... class!!!

mid-life crisis has come early me thinks!!!

Miss K Hole is the best name Ive ever seen

I just played my dad my new track and Im wishing I hadnt now cuz its a bit of a piss take about myself overdosing the other week ....... one of the vocals say 'he died of an overdose'

WELL not the best thing to play to my dad :doh:

have got some old hardcore tapes from judgement day/rezurection from the early 90s with that vocal on it... class like!!! any chance of posting a sample!!!!??

SSSSssssssshhhhh! Its from an old skool track called Mr Cooke

Was feeling pretty harsh when we made it so as it drops into the breakdown it goes 'he died of an overdose WOOOOOOOO'

sounds cool... is a wicked sample.... would love to get a hold of it!!

hahaha we got bored before after a night out and i trawled through the phonebook found two numbers and a mate rang Mr A Gun and asked him f he was a gun and did he fire blanks.

and rang mrs quim and told her she was the only quim in middlesbrough

Would send you it .. but my computer is broken and everytime I try to send owt on MSN it crashes

Have randomly got 'Mr Cooke do you have a son named Robert' 'Im sorry Mr Cooke' 'he died of an overdose' 'drop it' and of course some 'woooo's' chucked in all over the place It sounds fucking mint .... played it four times over the weekend - I only played three sets

we were pissed not long back and started phoning random whores out the back of a pron mag (dont know where that came from)

asked them what they looked like how much for what etc and my mate sounded really interested then right at the last minute "how much just to cuddle??!".



and another one he asked her how much it would be if he could wear a snorkel and flippers and big daddy splash her from the top of the wardrobe



£180 apparently

I like phoning direct enquiries and letting them 'mistakingly' hear something they shouldnt like

'JON TAKE YOU DICK OUT OF DAVES ASS .... can I have the number for TopShop on Oxford street please'

:rofl: :laugh: class