COSMIC BASTARD FUCKING BALLROOM CUNTS

COSMIC BASTARD FUCKING BALLROOM CUNTS

You fucking cunts, I turned up totally sober at 11.00pm & asked permission to dish about a few Beat Therapy posters that was kindly accepted but never even seen two minutes on the walls as AFRO-FUCKING-PRICK was on top brown nosing duties ripping down anything that had nothing to do with the Ballrooms off the walls & straight into the bin.

Ninety minutes later as I had word that 2 mates had been thrown out as this afro cunt had been putting his nose as far up as head bouncers rectum as possible I was asked to go to reception immediately five minutes before my set of which I had no problem with. Arrived at reception to see my picture all over the CCTV & getting asked the question of 'Is This You?' which obviously fucking is me as nobody would have a shit haricut & wear trainers with holes in like I do being so skint, lol.

I was told the management wanted me off the premises asap & got dealt with like a scene out of CSI (forensics the fucking lot) two minutes before my bastard set.

I understand you fucking tight cunts dont want a fellow up & coming night to promote there night with FIVE posters in your fucking venue, and I can guarantee myself & the good 10-14 people that come to see me will never ever set foot in the Ballrooms again you stupid cunts. No wonder Goodgreef (Arguably the biggest night in the UK) did a runner from your pisshole of a fucking club although it was onto a winner & was by far the best night you have ever had & will ever of had at that failure of a fucking club.

Total fucking cunts, fuck the lot of yous.
(especially the afro mopped virgin cunt glass collector that goes home & wanks his self off over the head doormans compliments on his unbelievable grassing bastard skills).

I understand in a way that you dont want me to promote another night but to throw out a DJ that was playing on the night & stuck up 5 of his nights posters is a fucking pisstake. If you had asked me not to do it again I could fully understand but the way your shambles of a club dealt with it was horrific.

I hope everyone that can relate with this especially everyone who left as soon as they heard what had happened with me and will sack the ballrooms off for good.

Pathetic.

FB Group - http://www.facebook.com/groups/edit...81493013025#/group.php?gid=81493013025&ref=nf

Sorry i didnt come to the casino mate, my mate from the other side (shitland) was in the ballrooms when all this kicked off & i had to look after him

I have to say that tonight was the first & last time I will ever go to cosmic. Junior G was before my time but all the stuff u heard about it compared to what I seen tonight is a joke. Afro-wank-biscuit is a total cunt in my eyes - the thread in the general discussion forum doesnt give him justice!

no worries mate, since i left it all went good anyway, won a load of cash & bought the beers all night - rave on !!!

Edit - bought the beers once

My loss then!!

haha im off to bed... hopefully this will go wild - good night

Join the revolution!

have to hit the sack (not like afro mop to head doorman) as im up early doors for the game

someone really needs to have a quiet word with that lad like, do the ballrooms do staff taxis ?

bad crack that like carson

you ASKED to put the posters up, and they said YES...

then that cunt took them down, then they threw you out for it 2 mins before your set was due to start?

its crazy that like total joke!

joined the group on fb.


maybe shouldnt have wrote that last sentance on it.

jus read it now proper cyber bullying

i see your point, but why give him permission to do it, then decide he couldnt and throw him out? - had they of just said NO to begin with this could all have been avoided

bad crack this like

it's the old poster eticate again - the ballrooms have never liked other posters up - when we did detox vs elements in nov last year, we asked if we could put 1 up in the 2nd room and were told no - it's their venue, sometimes u just got to accept it - and flyer at the end

We aren't a superclub looking to take all of the Ballrooms punters, the people at that night who will be coming to BT still will no matter what posters get took down etc, and we have posters for all different nights up at Stereo for Beat Therapy (Detox, Vice, Neuro) to try & get people to these nights as Newcastle's trance clubbing community is slowly vanishing.

- I'll edit bits from the first rant as I was so pissed off last night I went a bit OTT.

it was from the heart though mate

Defo lol.

to be honest, we used to struggle getting posters up at the ballroom for our upcoming nights that were actually at the ballroom