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  1. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    corny chat up lines

    "Thats a nice suit"

    "what suit?"

    "tits oot"

    :lol:
    trance_fan, Dec 13, 2005
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    Re: corny chat up lines

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Natalie, Dec 13, 2005
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    :lol: :lol:


    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    :)


    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    :lol: :king:
    , Dec 13, 2005
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    ianmc Registered User

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    "is that a ladder in your tights or is it the stairway to heaven"
    ianmc, Dec 13, 2005
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    Bloke 'Id like to ask you a quetion'

    Girl 'yes'

    Bloke ' Do you take it up the arse'
    wallyjumblat, Dec 13, 2005
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    Jambon Jambons Disco Club

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    the fact your still a virgin explains a lot. :lol: :lol: :love: :lol:
    Jambon, Dec 13, 2005
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  8. Jess C

    Jess C Tookie

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    ergh God they make me want to be sick
    Jess C, Dec 13, 2005
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    wallyjumblat Registered User

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    Virgins make you want to be sick ??? :confused:
    wallyjumblat, Dec 13, 2005
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  10. Jess C

    Jess C Tookie

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    No did I quote that? I meant chat up lines :confused:
    Jess C, Dec 13, 2005
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    wallyjumblat Registered User

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    ah well in that case

    Come and sit on my knee
    And we can talk about the first thing that pops up ! :p

    There are some garbage chat up lines ;like i dont think ive ever heard anyone use one !
    wallyjumblat, Dec 13, 2005
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    :lol: :lol: never heard that one before but it's brightened up my day!! I'll try it on my lovely lady later! :D
    NorthernOUFC, Dec 13, 2005
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    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    Have i come across your face before? :lol:
    chase, Dec 13, 2005
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    "If I was a bit better looking I might try and chat you up"

    Or

    "Fancy a shag?"

    "No"

    "Well lie down and let me have one"

    :lol: Sid the Sexist = legend
    Sweeney, Dec 13, 2005
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    wallyjumblat Registered User

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    Could you just hold this for me please !






    :D
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    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    'You dont sweat much for a fat lass'
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    J Mummy To A Baby Boy

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    Re: corny chat up lines

    :lol:
    J, Dec 13, 2005
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    Leon Non Board Moderator

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    you like chicken pet?



    suck me cock its foul.
    Leon, Dec 13, 2005
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    Chris S Monkey Tennis?

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    You like xmas?

    Yes, why?

    Pull me cock its a cracker
    Chris S, Dec 13, 2005
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    love it how u seem to know about me

    you know fuck all :lol:

    wallycumsplat can lick my balls aswell.
    trance_fan, Dec 13, 2005
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    :lol:
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