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  1. Jimmy

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    Coooooool

    A great philosopher once wrote
    "Naughty, naughty, very naughty"
    Ha ha ha ha ha

    There's a guy in the place
    He's got a bittersweet face
    And he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Goode
    His friends call him Eezer and he is the main geezer
    And he'll vibe about the place like no other man could
    He's refined, sublime, he makes you feel fine
    Though very much maligned and misunderstood
    But if you know Eezer he's a real crowd pleaser
    He's ever so good, he's Ebeneezer Goode
    You can see that he's mysterious, mischievious and devious
    As he circulates amongst the people in the place
    But once you know he's fun and something of a genius
    He gives a grin that grows around from face to face to face
    Backwards and then forwards, forwards and then backwards
    Eezer is the geezer who loves to muscle in
    That's about the time the crowd all shout the name of Eezer
    As he's kotcheled in the corner, laughing by the bass bin

    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode

    Has anybody got any veras?
    Lovely
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha

    A great philosopher once wrote
    "Naughty naughty very naughty"
    Ha ha ha ha ha

    Ebeneezer Goode, leading light of the scene
    Know what I mean - see
    He created the vibe,
    He takes you for a ride and as if by design
    The party ignites like he's comin alive
    He takes you to the top, shakes you all around
    Then back down, you know as he gets mellow
    Then as smooth as the groove that is making you move
    He glides into your mind with a sunny "Hello!"
    A gentleman of leisure, he's there for your pleasure
    But go easy on old Eezer he's the love you could lose
    Extraordinary fellow, like Mr. Punchinello
    He's the kind of geezer who must never be abused
    When you're in town and Ebeneezer is around
    You can sense a presence in the sound of the crowd
    He gets them all at it, the party starts rocking
    The people get excited it's time to shout loud

    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode

    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode

    Got any salmon? Sorted
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    Oh what a carry on, ha ha ha ha ha
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    Wicked
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode

    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Oh what a carry on, ha ha ha ha ha
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    Wicked
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    He's Ebeneezer Goode
    Eezer Goode, Eezer Goode
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  3. SeniorChem Si

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: that's canny blatent now

    e's are good, e's are good :lol: :lol: :lol:

    how did they get away with it??

    vera's = Vera Lynn's = skins I think????


    but salmon?? :spangled:
  4. Jimmy

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    Fuck knows, i'd always wanted the lyrics for the song though!!!
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    it was performed on top of the pops! wouldnt happen now! :p
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    cos it isnt in charts now?

    ;)

    sorry cudnt resist mate!
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    Re: Coooooool

    :lol: Swing it gurners!

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    Re: Re: Coooooool

    LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

    that pik maked my day everytime i c it
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    lmao!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

    nass that rivels my gurning!!! :p
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    Re: Re: Coooooool


    :lol::lol::lol:
    I remember it well
    Class night:D
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    Saw Mr C once laughing about it. At the time they just had to deny it and say it was a song about a bloke called Ebeneezer good. Loads of people were in uproar about it but they got away with it. One of the best scams ever...jumping around on stage on top of the pops shouting E's are good! Classic
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    I...think it's:

    Salmon = fish
    Trout = also a fish

    Salmon-Trout - slang for "snout" - Tab, Fag etc...
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    :lol: :lol: .............Roffle

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