Conversations at afterparties

Conversations at afterparties

Does anybody know where I can get any ket?
Has anybody seen my fone, i want to fone someone to see if I can get any ket?
Is Joe Bloggs still selling ket do you know?
HOW MUCH?!
Who is that weirdo fucked on ket in the corner?
Is that ket?
Would you like a line of ket?
I'll sell you a line for a fiver
has anyone got a note?
Has anyone got a card?
Your lines are shit, let me have a go
Stop playing with it and do the fucking lines
Can I be cheeky and ask if I can have a line of ket please?
You call that a line, are you taking the piss?
Have you just done some ket?
How long will the ket be?
I'm giving up ket after today I've decided
Do we have any more ket left?
Do my hands look weird to you or is it the ket?
I'm in a hole help me
Does that smell like ket to you?
I wish we had some more ket
Who's the greedy fucker and had all the ket?!
Get off the table, you've just got ket all over the fucking place!

theres only 1 thing said in newcastle:

wheres [insert word here]

its a geordie thing

lol, yeah, we dont bother with all that stuf.....just say "where the fuck is...........???"

my mates just look at me and give ,give, give

But are you hardcore?

im not hardcore anymore, used to be quite hardcore for a girl my size, but i get tired and stuff now

Awwe, she's like a sheltand pony bless her

lol

LOL!

But shes only a young un?!

Hahaha! I was just going to say that you'd missed one

"you're taking the piss, do I look like a shetland pony"

I like the last one you added too shaun. Bloody Francis!

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lmao, so true. That's why it got banned from the afterparties I go to. Conversation limiter extraordinaire

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ket normally kills the conversations at afterparties! nasty stuff!

as of september i may well be living with [INSERT WORD HERE].. lucky old me eh!!

not really... ur going to be subject to his snots and minging noises 24/7 *shudders*

hahaha av getin used 2 the snot rags now! i clean them up every weekend

theres nothing 'd love more than [insert name here] bursting into my room to show me the biggest boggie he's pulled out his nose in the last 30 minutes

I'm still not used to it and still find it traumatic every time he shoves a rag in my face.

finally a weak spot

now u know wot 2 do wen u want him 2 clean the kitchen jeff!

me tidy up

the day fat arse does any work is the day I floor technofish