Conficker: Virus

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  1. Rory Space

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    Conficker: Virus

    Rather than put this into Technology, thought i'd stick it in here as the 1st of aprils not far away.

    Seemingly theres a super virus on the way, already hidden intisde windows systems and will be activated on april 1st :rolleyes: utter balls IMO.

    Microsoft said they have a patch, but cant be arsed rakin about on there cluttered website for it, it's not main page so cant be that important.

    Heres the website anyway, was all over the sun & the news.

    http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2009/03/27/conficker.html
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  3. DN HY

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    so a super virus is going to strike on April fool's day, i can see why the Sun ran a story on this tbf, its right up there street :rolleyes:
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    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    True, but theres ment to be a patch, they say the virus comes in 3 parts, both 1st & 2nd parts of the virus were sent out in october then december 2008. Now this killer 3rd part on april fools day, if i was a pro hacker, i'd pick april fools day, coz no fucker believes anything will come of it :lol: = fucked pcs. So am gonna look for this patch just incase.

    Or it could all be a big joke, well they say it might be a joke, it's probly got something to do with, get as many idiots as poss to go out n buy norton
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    fucking hell Rory, you're a bit behind the times on this one.

    The computer press have been fretting about Conficker/Downadup since November of last year.

    And it's not set to "activate" on April 1st, It's set to download some sort of new update.

    Check: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/26/conficker_activation_analysis/

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    :lol:, a have heard of it, just they are makin it sound like fucking Armageddon lol
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    whilst watching the matrix and longing for the day he loses his virginity :wink:
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    Gonna have to inject my pc with some steroids to make it hard as fuck
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    JESUS NO NOT A SUPER VIRUS!!!!

    This baby must pack some payload.

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