Commentary gaffs / funny comments I've decided this deserves to be in this forum, it doesnt get enough funny stuff. and thus - it is i'll get the ball rolling, just add your own funny football quotes / commentary gaffs... there's plenty out there If you don't think you can win there's no use getting out of bed at the end of the day. Neville Southall. For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls. David Pleat. I'd love to be mole on there dressing room wall right now. Kevin Keegan I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel Stuart Pearce The good news for Nigeria is that they are 2-0 down so early in the game. Kevin Keegan. Moving from Wales to Italy is like moving to a different country. Ian Rush. For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are playing in the Yellow strip. John Motson Julian Dicks is everywhere, it's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field. Parry A ten-foot keeper really should have stopped that. Ron Atkinson 'I would not say that he is one of the best left wingers in the Premiership, but there are none better. Ron A That's not the type of header you want to see your defender make, with his hand. Ron (again) Sky interviewer: "So Gordon, in what areas do you feel Middlesbrough were better than you today?" Strachan: "What areas? Mainly that big green one out there"
