classic film lines

classic film lines

what lines make you chuckle / cry happy / sad


"Camron is so up tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass in two weeks you'd have a diamond"

F.B.D.O classic

napolean dynamite - 'shocks, pegs, lucky'

Face Off - "If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?"



They Live - "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And i'm all out of bubblegum"



Happy Gilmore -

Shooter - "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

Happy - "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"

Yeah! We saved the world from the evil terrorists!

And

I won't die!


TEAM AMERICA

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm gonna blow steam out my head like a screaming kettle, I'm gonna talk cod shit to strangers all night, I'm gonna lose the plot on the dancefloor. The free radicals inside me are freakin', man! Tonight I'm Jip Travolta, I'm Peter Popper, I'm going to never-never land with my chosen family, man. We're gonna get more spaced out than Neil Armstrong ever did, anything could happen tonight, you know? This could be the best night of my life. I've got 73 quid in my back burner - I'm gonna wax the lot, man! The Milky Bars are on me! Yeah!

predator - this stuff will turn you into a god dahm sexual tyranasauras, just like me

Wrong forum. You're all bent.

see now your gettin the hang of this

:fart:

fuck you arse bandit, i swear to god if there was ever a cunt off between you and ann robinson she would be fucked. i think wot you should do is look in the mirror, laff then stab yourself in the eye with a blunt barbeque skewer. fucking leech cocked cunt

:angel3:

"Fix bayonets" - Ray winstone, Love honour and obey

"We're gonna do fucking armed robbery in boots on the comedown" - John Simm, Human traffic

AND

ha ha ha


"i'm abouts to become part of the chemical generation cally's clear caps china whites yo bang on eh largein it safe as houses pair o trouser's what a larf lets do another half"


leight weight

Although I hated/loved Napoleon Dynamite some of the lines are funny.

My fav is Rex:

"Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!"

"ho ho ho, now i have a machine gun" - Hans Guber (Alan Rickman) - Die Hard

"your days of finger banging old mary jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties are OVER!" - Gunnery Sgt Hartman - full metal jacket

Mint

"how tall are you private piles?" "sir 6foot 4 sir" "jesus christ i didnt know they stacked shit that high" he is class

There were loads of classic "lines" in Scarface




Shockingly bad - I know.....

"now children what do you say when you meet a nice man??

ARE YOU MY DADDY???"

dishiki and kids

dont be a menice to south central whilst drinkin your juice in the hood