Chuck Norris

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  1. Mad4it

    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    Chuck Norris

    Open up google and type in the following without the quotes -

    "Find Chuck Norris" then hit the I feel lucky button.

    Well, I think its funny anyway.
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  3. adam.

    adam. kthxbi

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    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    :lol:
  4. mr.K

    mr.K motherfucker

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    theyve been doin loadsa new ones on 6music all week

    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
    There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
    Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
    Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
    Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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    smigs by the sword of dobber

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