christmas..... twas the night before christmas and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass i'd just settled for a nice piece of ass when out on the lawn i heard such a clatter i sprung from my piece to see what was the matter then out on the lawn i saw a big dick i knew in a moment it must be st nick he came down the chimney like a bat out of hell i knew at that moment the fucker had fell he filled all our stockings with presents & beers & a big rubber dick for my brother, the queer he rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart the son of a bitch blew the chimney apart he swor & he cursed as he rode out of sight piss on you all & have a hell of a night merry christmas this wife at work got this in a chrimbo card from her mother in law!!!
