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  1. RobBrown

    RobBrown Registered User

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    Christmas Cracker jokes

    What is the best way to communicate with a fish ? ....drop it a line


    Who wore the first shell suit ? ..Humpty Dumpty


    What do you call a man with a paper bag on his head ?....Russel




    cheers
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    RobBrown, Dec 26, 2008
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    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    Lmfao a love the cracker jokes me like, not to keen on the junk that rolls out them tho haha think mine were made in Bosnia
    Rory Space, Dec 26, 2008
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    Re: Christmas Cracker jokes

    ;)
    Anderzz, Dec 26, 2008
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  5. RobBrown

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    ^^

    Anderzz you dont have to edit my post... :screw:





    cheers
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    RobBrown, Dec 27, 2008
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    a couple more,


    What's the fastest thing in the water?.......A motor pike



    What would you get if all the cars in Britain were red?......A red carnation


    :beer:


    cheers
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    RobBrown, Dec 27, 2008
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    what do you call a bloke who used to be into tractors, but isn't anymore?

    an extractor fan...
    Allie, Dec 27, 2008
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  8. RobBrown

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    :lol:
    RobBrown, Dec 27, 2008
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    what happened to Santa when he stole a calendar?

    He got 12 months...........
    J, Dec 27, 2008
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    Rob Brown, your banter reminds me of a christmas cracker joke... but its all year round.

    Cheers :cool2:
    Sweeney, Dec 28, 2008
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    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    :lol: that1 fell out my cracker like, qaulity!
    Rory Space, Dec 28, 2008
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    :lol: ...., cheers !!




    cheers
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    RobBrown, Dec 29, 2008
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    What has a bed but never sleeps and a mouth but never talks


    A River
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    Q - Hvordan har du det Hvor kommer du fra Bunden i vejret eller resten i håret!?

    A - Hvordan siger du ... på dansk

    (my mam got the X-mas crackers from LIDL :( :( :( )
    DN HY, Jan 6, 2009
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    :lol:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    best ones yet !!! :lol:




    cheers
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    RobBrown, Jan 6, 2009
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