Cheer me up please? Its my baby sisters 18th birthday today and for sum reason i cant stop crying. I cried so much this morning i threw up. I'm presuming its sumthing to do with the fact that its her birthday, maybe cos no1 celebrated my 18th but nehow, im off to get a job 2day and need to b happier...please help?
aww don't cry heather :hugs: dunno how to cheer u up tho.... i wud tell u joke but i don't have any to tell u.... hmmmm....what bout finding a charva to point & laff at...always worth a giggle! hope u find a job tho! u back in darlo yet?
aye, im back in darlo atm, but cumimg back up for a week to pack b4 moving here permanently. I cant find a charva to point and laff at in darlo. They wud kill me! Darlington is too small and so boring they dont have nething to do apart from kill people...everythings already been vandalised.
Lol just got a lot off my chest by playing greenday - platypus very very very loud 4 those of u who dont know it, it has brilliant bridge where u shout very loud, "Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole, dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die...HEY!" cant cry now cos im too worked up ive had to borrow one of my sisters tops for job hunting cos all the ones ive brought back show off WAY too much flesh...but it looks well stupid against my white skin...its made for tanned people i think
my life sucks more! It can't be all that bad, I'm stuck in the middle of a desert where you can't stay outside for longer that a cigarette or you start to burn in the sun, we're surrounded by mindless americans and the only music these fools have ever heard of is country and western, we can't drink, my i-pod is buggered, and there is a distinct lack of members of the female genus here! And you think you have it bad!! Did I mention it's for four long and arduous months?? Shoot me now. Good luck with the job hunt by the way!
Re: Joke Du Jour like it best of luck with the job hunting, when u get one u will want rid of it tho heh