Chavmas On the 12th day of Chavmas, my true love sent to me: 12 chavvers chavvin' 11 prammers prammin' 10 lads joy-ridin' 9 ladies drinkin' 8 midriffs showin' 7 scallies stealin' 6 teens-a-layin' 5 GOLD RINGS! 4 stolen phones 3 navel studs 2 tracksuit tops .........and a pikey in a burberry!!