Chat to a stranger.

Chat to a stranger.

http://omegle.com/ - post results here

Few random ones from another board

Stranger: Tell me a story.
You: It's about a young girl...
Stranger: Go on...
You: she's only fifteen years old...
You: and one night
Stranger: Yes...
You: she went to new york city
You: and she went to a club.
Stranger: and...
You: she said "look at the line"...
You: don't worry, he said
You: i'll get us in
You: and he did...
Stranger: Um hum
You: "look at that guys shoes", she said
Stranger: What guy?
You: ... they must be mile high, she said.
Stranger: What?
You: then...
Stranger: Yes...
You: he gave her a pill.
You: 'what's this', she said...
You: XTC
Stranger: Um hum...
You: and then...
Stranger: Yes...
You: HE FUCKS HER ALL NIGHT!!!
Stranger: What?
Stranger: What then?
You: i dunno
You: they have a kid or summat.
Stranger: What?
You: why was that not good enough for you!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hello

You: hey baby

You: whats the dealio

Stranger: me love you long time

Stranger: long long longg time

You: what're you wearing

Stranger: sucky sucky

Stranger: nothing

Stranger: socks

You: big baggy socks?

Stranger: the biggest and baggiest

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Heres my go:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: alright nobgoblin
Stranger: DANNYP?
You: na henry
You: is this steve?
Stranger: like the hoover?
You: yeh
Stranger: no it's alan
You: ah hi alan
You: put the kettle on
Stranger: it''s broken
You: ah make is a cold brew then pet
Stranger: tea or coffee?
You: hybrid of teaoffee please mate
Stranger: we don't have that
You: its half tea half coffee
Stranger: we don't have any tea
Stranger: so therefore we don't have that
You: wer you hoping id say coffee 1st of all?
Stranger: no
Stranger: cos we don't have any coffee either
You: what do you have then?
Stranger: water
You: water please then
Stranger: it's not very clean
You: you really do fit into the 'strange' category its abit of a coincidence ur up on my screen as 'stranger'

what the fuck is this?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JESUS
You: MOHAMMED
Stranger: BLASPHEMY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Fucks sake

hummel instantly breaks the 'quickest disconnected' time record

ahh shit. i got some proper person who just wants to talk. what fun is that?

i bet it's 98% men looking for a cheap thrill

this is the best website i have ever been on, its an excuse to have horendous crack

LOLZ

here's mine:

You: do one
Stranger: age/sex?
You: 20 F
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

see - all blokes after a bit of cyber

You: hello
Stranger: damm you look good!
You: thanks, i moisturise twice a day
Stranger: and now you think i want sex!
Stranger: because thats what we do on sites like this?
You: hey youv got me all wrong i came here to talk about turtles
You: teenage mutant hero turtles
Stranger: why I wanted to talk about sex
Stranger: youre no good to me then
You: na sex can wait...
You: i like donatello

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


this is mine lol

Stranger: the last guy I connected with didn't want to talk to me because I'm a pussy who doesn't ride a motorcycle
You: hi there you mother fucking homophobic bastard redneck
Stranger: oh hi
Stranger: are you gay?
You: could be do you have a problem with that ? i also like joseph fritzl
Stranger: oh
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: the austrian incest guy
Stranger: he's okay
Stranger: honestly
You: fritzl rocks \o/
Stranger: I think most people do shit worse to their children than raping them a few times
Stranger: but that's just me
Stranger: incest isn't that big of an accomplishment
You: its great \o/
You: just like gangrape
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: are you happy?
You: no i am a manic depressive who is very close to taking his own life
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this one was just fucking weird :

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Thankyou for calling Dell Technical Support. This call may be monitored for Quality Assurance. Please Hold...
You: hahah strange that
You: i do tech support for another company
Stranger: Good afternoon, This is Dell Customer Service, and my name is Chuck
Stranger: How can i help you today?
Stranger: Hello?
You: my download SNR margin is now 1.2db down from 8db- raise it please
Stranger: One moment please
Stranger: Done
Stranger: Anything else?
You: and my line attenuation is now 12db that needs lowered too thanks

Stranger: Sir, do you by any chance have a Kenwood Smoothie maker?
You: no but can you flush my DNS ?
Stranger: Sir this is Dell. We can't fix your phone line
You: DNS is pc
Stranger: Do you have a Kenoowd Smoothie maker?
You: i have a braun one if that is any consolation
Stranger: Okay
You: reset my TCP/IP please
Stranger: Do you have a cordless mouse?
You: no
Stranger: A cordless keyboard?
You: infra red tho, and it skips a bit
You: yes but it doesnt work so im using a wired one
Stranger: Okay. I can fix your mouse for you if you'd like
You: ok how
Stranger: Put it in the Kenwood Smoothie maker.
Stranger: But don't turn it out
You: ill have to buy one, the Braun is a mini one and therefore will break
Stranger: Sorry, i meant the the Braun one
You: ah
You: ok, ill do that now
You: FZZZZZBALDNKLASNMDLNKMKIGKFIGFGKFIIIKODKFOKOKKDKFOKFOKOFKFKFKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
You: done
Stranger: No sir...
Stranger: i said DON'T turn it on
You: ah shit.
Stranger: *facepalm*
You: ill have to by a new mouse now.
Stranger: Yeah

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: bonjour
Stranger: hi
You: guten tag
Stranger: hi
You: howdy
Stranger: hi
You: aloha
Stranger: hi

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I dunno if i have quite got the hang of this yet.

ive just convinced a lad from sydney that im from there too

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ICH BIN EIN BERLINNER
Stranger: oowww
You: nah im just kidding im from Baltimore
Stranger: germans scare me
Stranger:
You: theyre ok when theyre not invading poland
You: you from the US ?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: guess where for a prize
You: Botswana ?
You: Sydney ?
You: Belgium
Stranger: sydney
You: Venezuela ?
You: really ?
Stranger: yeah
You: hahah
You: nee way
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok?
You: i live on Pyrmont street
You: behind Darling Harbour ?
Stranger: i thought u were from the us?
Stranger: are u lying to me stranger ?
You: nah not at all dont like americans - i guessed the majority of ppl on here would be american
Stranger: haha good work
You: so i was gona have a bit of a laugh with them
You: you actually from sydney ?
Stranger: what if they ask you about us?
Stranger: yeah
You: id wing it
Stranger: westie
You: lol
You: madness
Stranger: lol
You: originally from Shellharbour tho
Stranger: oohh cool
You: and family are from Newcastle in England
Stranger: u have quite a heritage
You: i do indeed
You: but def not from US
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: *thumbs up*
You: i only thought of balitmore cos i watched the Wire last night
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so have u fooled anyone yet?
You: had one before asked for sex and age, i said 12 F so they disconnected
You: this is one i found done:
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JESUS
You: MOHAMMED
Stranger: BLASPHEMY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: do u go on here often
Stranger: this is my first night
You: nah just came across it
Stranger: its so random
You: i kno
You: bit weird too lol
Stranger: what else are u gonna do when its raining
You: not a lot lol - probs watch lost
Stranger: i just download it.. when the story pisses me off i just fast forward it..
You: yeah so do i
Stranger: lol
You: we get it like a week behind dont we ?
Stranger: week or two i think
You: damn !


got too weird towards the end lol

hes blatently sat in Westoe village telling his mates hes done the same thing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a stranger to love?
You: yes im a virgin
Stranger: do you know the rules?
You: the rules of love?
Stranger: yeah
You: dont stick it up the bum ont eh first date?
You: is that one of the rules?
Stranger: well then i guess a full committment isn't what you're thinking of
Stranger: dammit, you refuse to be rickrolled, don't you
You: would a girl that takes it up the poo shoot not be someone to commit too?
Stranger: chute*
You: shoot
Stranger: shoot is a verb
Stranger: unless you're talking about a plant
You: she shoots poo out her hoop
Stranger: now you're saying something different
Stranger: and slightly odd
You: she could curl one out after im finished
Stranger: i should have been asleep half an hour ago
Stranger: but this site keeps drawing me back for some reason
Stranger: yeah, i suppose that's why it's one of the rules
Stranger: you know what else is odd
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=1znq2qe&s=5
You: is that a picture of you?
You: your hot
Stranger: yes
Stranger: thank you
You: wow
Stranger: i am in fact
Stranger: an anthropomorphic juice carton
You: im a rhinocerous
Stranger: i guess it wasn't meant to be =(
You: animals not your thing?
Stranger: sorry, beastiality only in very exceptional cases
Stranger: would you like to make yours?
You: what exceptional case would that be?
You: im sure i can accomodate
Stranger: you'd have to be an invisible pink unicorn, at least
You: well your in luck
Stranger: !!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: if you're invisible
Stranger: how do you know you're pink?
You: i have an invisible pink unicorn costume and it just so happens i have the horn to make it work
Stranger: oh, i'm not into that kind of role-play, sorry
Stranger: i do have standards you know!
You: standards?
You: you would have sex with a pink unicorn as long as it was invisible
You: but you wouldnt have sex with a rhino dressed as one
Stranger: yeah
You: you have broke my heart
Stranger: no offence
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: mb we can still be strangers?
You: why would i want to be strangers with someone that has a problem with a rhino that likes role play?
Stranger: you're right
You: it's discrimination
You: i should report you to the rspca
Stranger: with strangers like me...
Stranger: who needs friends? =(
Stranger: what's the rspca
You: royal soceity for protection of cruelty to animals
You: they will arrest you
Stranger: are you in the uk
You: and instead of a rhino hanging out back of you
You: big bad omar will be in a prison shower
Stranger: hey, i'm out of their jurisdiction!
Stranger: you've got nothing
You: of course not
You: im a rhino
You: im in africa
Stranger: oh shit

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

epic

from another board:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Are you familiar with the benefits of the Vacuum C9500 Turbo?

Stranger: who do u fink will win muhammad ali or mike tyson

Stranger: who do u fink will win muhammad ali or mike tyson

You: In a fight with the Vacuum C9500 Turbo, there can only be one winner

Stranger: who do u fink will win muhammad ali or mike tyson

You: With it's extra long nozzle and punp action hovvering ability, you'll always be satisfied with the Vacuum C9500 Turbo

Stranger: nnoooooo!!!!!???

Stranger: who do u fink will win muhammad ali or mike tyson

You: Let me demonstrate stranger friend, please remove trousers and bend over. It won't hurt, I promise.

Stranger: fuck u u gay

You: With the Vacuum C9500 Turbo, you get an easy and smooth entry

You: It's rippled contour 11 inches down it's hose provide a nice surprise upon forcing inside

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