Charver baby names?

Charver baby names?

theres some right 'orrible ones. you know the type where theres a single mother in the shopping centre (fuck knows what shes doing in a shopping centre when shes out of work and not supposed to have any money), chavved up to the max, and she'll shout at a toddler"MERCEDES!!, YER BETTER GET HERE BEFORE I FUCKING BRAY YA, YA LITTLE CUNT!!!"
heres porsche-lea, levi, bailey, tyler, jordan, darius, and mercedes just to set the ball rolling

Chardonnay. Or any other grape variety.

seedless?

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I was chatting to a cleaner at work while back, single mum charver but canny enough. she was moaning about the price of shoes for her 6 month old kid, £35 she said she spent!!! I was like, what £35 for kids shoes!!!!!!!! Aye she said, but they were rockports

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:rofl: :rofl: classic line that

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chav baby name generator

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lolol its all about the double-barrelled forenames like

Destiny
Liberty
Trinity
Tamara
Cherelle
Nicoletta
Alicia
Laa Laa
Blue
Ceejay
Darilyn
Dewayne
Hunter
Mikki
Sterling

i'm trying to imagine some of those names with surnames and it isn't happening

they could go on forever couldn't they

Berghaus-Sovereign Smith?

Jack

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I likes Jordan for a boy. Is it still charver name if its for a boy? Ive known Jordans all my life...tis a biblical name isnt it?

My boyfriends neice is called Carmelle. Dont know if its a charver name...she's certainly not a charver...shes an annoying 18 year old who shouldnt be 18 yet..but its quite an original name...do you know any other Carmelles?

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you box is full Heather!!

Charvas are complete Scum and there kids should be ripped from there grasp at birth and given normal good steardy english names such as Hamilton or Ethel , huration or Cornealeus.

Instead of things like mercedes or rover , chardonnay and worst of all the naming the kid after the place they were concieved trend . How many of the poor lil bastards are gonna be in the doll key in 18yrs time having to sign there name as biffa bin thompson and park bench lewis or pegswood jones .

Stop the maddness .......... STEAL THERE KIDS ! :evil:

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lmao at your pic heather, did you star in ITV's Bad Girls?

Chlamydia

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Dont have that hair anymore. much nicer now...longer all over, black with pink front...

did look a bit like a convict then tho didnt o?