Charv Jokes :laugh: 1. What do you call a charv in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a charv in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a charv in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo charv ? Innuinnit. 5. Why are charvs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 6. What do you call a charv in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. You're in your car and you see a charv on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a charv and a coconut? One's thick and hairy; the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a charv quiz night? What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 charvs into a phone box? Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it. 11. Two charvs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 12. What do you call a charv with 9 GCSE's? A liar. 13. What do you say to a charv with a job? Can I have a big mac please? 14. What do you say to a charv in a suit? Will the defendant please stand 15. What do you call a knife in charv? Exhibit A 16. Why is 3 charvs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4 17. What do you call a 30 year old charv? Granny. 18. How many charvs does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they'll screw anything. 19. What do you call 100 charvs at the bottom of a river? A start. 20. How many charvs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver bleeders job innit." 21. Why did the charv take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash 22. Why did the charv cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. 23. What do you call a charv at college? The cleaner. 24. A bus full of charvs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Charv asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing." 25. Two charvs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society!
