Celebrities that piss u off!

Celebrities that piss u off!

Just wondering which celebs piss u off.

Been watching that Help....I'm a celebrity! thing and couldn't help thinkin that the majority of celebs there, exluding Nigel Benn for being a hard bastard and a dj, could do with contracting some crazy jungle disease and end up with puss filled sores that cause agony and burst! or even if they got bitten by a spider that meant they had to suck each others anal passages til they felt an intestine!!!

if they'd included anne robinson i would have probably gone over there and bombed the place myself!!1

so who really grinds your rocks and why? don't hold back, be :evil:

The twat who hosts " Starts in your eyes" grrrrr bearded pissflap

Ainsley "FUCKING PRICK" Harriot - Just shut the fuck up you twat, you aren't funny!

Jamie "FUCKING ARSEHOLE" Oliver - You aren't a geeza mate, you're an arsehole

Most camp 'celebrities' - being camp doesn't mean you're funny/have a personality/charisma... just fuck off

Most Irish 'celebrities' - being Irish doesn't mean you're funny/have a personality/charisma... just fuck off

i'm sure there are more...

Matthew Kelly?

oh and ade, something against celebrity chefs?

Thats the one m8, everything about him just grinds on me !

*scrumples up Graham Nortons invite to ades surprise party*

not really, just they're all* twats







*I'm using "all" as a generalisation. This means i think it's generally true, but not necessarily always true, before someone gets the hump

Cilla Black, I just wanna kill her with a sledge hammer

and that fat bearded prick, what's he called???? Beadle, that's the twat, swift sledge hammer blow to the face is too good for him :evil: :evil: :evil:

aye, u know tiff, he gets really skitzy bout cilla. he says her face looks like a badly done police photofit! he shits at the mention of her name!!!

tara palmer tomkinson - she dosent "DO" anything, she is just a leech on societys backside.:evil:

kelly brook - goodfornothing fame sucker

liam gallager - the only musical instrument he can play is a fucking tambourine, so can i.

Kelly Brook has got fucking GREAT TITS!!!

AB'S IS A TALENTLESS FOOL WITH SILLY PANTS!!

oh! oh! just remembered!

If I had a rifle, and just one bullet, and could have three singers of my choice, it would have to be Mariah Carey, Celine Dion and Shania Twain

'cept I get sent a tune by Shania Twain so she's off the list. Might put Britney on instead

lol, a perfect reason for her to be on TV


i cant stand Jamie 'fat tongue' oliver ..... no that asparagus is not pukka, and stop spitting on my food you mockney cunt

if anyone else sharse my dislike have a look at Fat Tongue

oh i dont like Donna 'mega babe' Air either, she must have the best agent in the world, to resurect that career

janine butcher from eastenders



sharp stick...............

janines head.............

problem solved...............

Got to disagree to a certain extent about Tara P-T. Yes, she doesn't 'do' anything as such, but the press seem to think that anything she does is worthy of being written about as it helps to sell papers. This means that clothes companies (for example) want to give her clothes as they then get press coverage. If you don't like her, don't buy the papers that feature her. If enough people did this then she would have to go and 'do' something.

If lots of people wanted to throw money at me for not doing anything, I would do (or not do) it too!

I snogged Donna Air when she was 15 and I once went to PJ's Birthday party downstairs from what is now the Lizard Lounge.


Bow down before me Mortals!

I dont mind Tara. I know a LOT of girls who act like her.

Id be her mate if I knew her.

daniel bedingfield. eurgh god what is with that man??!! xxx

hahaha hes the new Dane Bowers!