Cat's Bollox

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  1. princess jane

    princess jane Registered User

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    Cat's Bollox

    My kitten is just three months but has started to go outside through the older cat's catflap.

    What is the youngest kittens can get their bits removed?

    I thought it was six months, but I don't want the poor little un getting lurgies off scabby alley cats.
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  3. Lee

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    let the little gent sew his oats, be proud of his conquests, if its safe sex your concerned about get him some little condoms
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    princess jane Registered User

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    I know what it's like to be a single kitty parent I wouldn't wish the hardship on anyone
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    get him some kitty condoms

    also everytime he goes out put butter on his paws, to make sure he comes back
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    you've lost me:confused:
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    But not his cat.
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    Lee original gowans artwork

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    :lol: im a dog man myself, cats are ok but ive got no knowledge of their upkeep
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    Dan Hawkins $5 $5

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    Try it :lol:

    but stickytape on the side of the cat too. I'm not sure what it does but cookee said its really funny
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    my sister used to call her cat dasheke(sp) from dont be a menace as her cat was good to the toms ,think it had 5 litters all 3 or more
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    haha i do that to my youngest ,its quite funny trying to watch them get it off also shine a torch on the wall aswell
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    Jane, is it a big cat? Can you see his bollocks hanging?? Eurgh, thats disgusting. It tends to be 6mths, but if they're ready to be chopped I think they do it earlier if needed. Why dont you give the vet a call and ask?

    :)
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    putting sellotape on a cat is mint.

    clickypoodledandy
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    you fucking sick fucks. :rolleyes:
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    thats not very nice

    by that i mean the cellotape shit
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    Home made vasectimy time ! in cat terms this means you need a vice and a small sharpend toffe hammer !

    Take your cat to the vets mong unit you dont need to let them grow to 6 months . Theyl take them in and your cat will melow out for a while and then hate you for cutting his manhood and so pee in every single shoe or trainer you own .... for a bit of revenge !
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    He is growing fast but still quite little - just has little furry plums.
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: @clickypoodledandy :lol:

    and i do not condone cellotaping cats, no matter how funny that shit is :laugh::p
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    Mine were done at 3 months, perfect time, any later and they start spraying everywhere and shagging anything that moves! Plus they stay a bit kitteny! But mine have got small heads :confused:
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    My cat is getting it this morning! Nearly 8 months it is

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