Car Valeting

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  1. danny_m

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    Car Valeting

    How much does it cost roughly?
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    Around £45 for a decent basic job, if the car's rough as shit they'll charge you more.
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    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    Not a bad price i guess even at that, carefull payed about that to get Willa's spew cleaned off his back seats :lol:
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    Most of the interior is easy to do yourself, you could probs do that then get a seat-shampoo for about £20 from those immigrants on Scotswood road.
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    Rory Space Gonny wreck yir fucking hoose Sweat tits

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    my mates dad does this (coast car valet) give him a call (0191) 2529916
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    Vance >>>>

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    Ive started to see the funny side of this story now :lol:

    You're alright Mido. I did it myself :up:
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    What happened? :lol:
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    my business will come to your home or place of work and do a wash/shine/shampoo for £35, more for 4x4's
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    What's up danny piss pants?

    Wet the car?
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    fat lass juice
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    Vance tells the story better than I do, down to the simple fact that I don't even remember it happening. Apparently now I sleep walk, and undid my trousers before pissing all over the floor/seat in the back of the car, before doing my trousers back up and going straight back to sleep. All of this whilst Vance is screaming and asking what the fuck I am doing.

    I'm scared of going to sleep now I know what I'm capable of.
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    :lol:

    We tried to go back to our mates house after Dada on Sat. The lads weren't answering the door so we went to sit in my car which id left there earlier. I ended up falling asleep in the front and Dan fell asleep in the back.

    I got woken up by this strange splashing noise so turned round to see what it was.... Dan's trying to stand up in the back of my car, cock out, pissing all over the place! I start screaming at him and he just fucks off back to sleep. More than likely in his own piss :lol:
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    Thats more than a £35 i am afraid :eek::cry::lol:
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    Mamb0 A pleasurable journey

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    I'd be more worried about commiting sleep rape than more sleep slashes if I was you, you horrible slurring drunken preditor of a man.
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    Mamb0 A pleasurable journey

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    I wouldnt have assasinated your charictor if I didnt :love:

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