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  1. ianmc

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    Cancer scare

    Customer: Worcester sauce please mate...

    Shop Keeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

    C: Oh right, uh Chinese Chicken Wings?

    SK: Ah that's the same mate, cancer scare

    C: Hamburger Relish?

    SK: Cancer scare

    C: Sausage and Mash?

    SK: Cancer scare

    C: Cottage Pie?

    SK: Aye, ...no wait, cancer scare.

    C: So they're all off the shelves because of a cancer scare?

    SK: Yup.

    C: Jaysus, that's mad, just give me a packet of fags then.

    SK: No bother. £5.25 please.

    C: Thanks
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    funny but so true :lol:
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