cadburys Dirty, but so, so funny! > > >A chocolate sensation > >Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight. > >She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way >they > >stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. > >He asked her name, "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said. > >"I'm the one with the nuts," he thought! > >Then he touched her Milky Way. > >They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury > >turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he > >slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled >her > >Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. > >Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take >a > >trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was quite pleased > >as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let >out > >a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his king size Mars Bar > >felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed a > >Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He > >did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving > >her a Gob Stopper! > >Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. >Sadly > >he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been > >with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!
