business proposal

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    business proposal

    Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but
    >she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got
    >so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll
    >give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw
    >you"....but the girl said "NO." Johnny said "I'll be
    >fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend
    >down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
    >She thought for a moment and said that she
    >would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called
    >her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend
    >says "ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money
    >very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants
    >down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half
    >an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for
    >his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins
    > the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......
    >She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS !!!"
    >
    >Management lesson: ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL
    >IN ITS ENTIRETY!
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    i shall be trying 2 tell people this joke 2moz

    but no doubt ill get it wrong
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