business proposal Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office.....but >she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got >so frustrated that he went up to her and said "I'll >give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw >you"....but the girl said "NO." Johnny said "I'll be >fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend >down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." >She thought for a moment and said that she >would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called >her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend >says "ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money >very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants >down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half >an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for >his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins > the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...... >She said "THE BASTARD USED COINS !!!" > >Management lesson: ALWAYS CONSIDER A BUSINESS PROPOSAL >IN ITS ENTIRETY!