Bush Joke PRESIDENT BUSH IS VISITING A SCHOOL WHILST IN ENGLAND, AND THE TEACHER ASKS THE STUDENTS IF THEY HAVE ANY QUESTIONS FOR THE PRESIDENT, Hands fly up and the teacher choses one boy - "Billy!" "And what is your question, Billy?" says the President. "I have three questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; and Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Just then the bell rings for break. George W. Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after break. When they resumed, the President says, "Okay where were we? Oh that's right - question time. So, who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and ask his name. "Steve!" "And what is your question, Steve?" "I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; Third - whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?; Fourth - why did the break bell go 20 minutes early?; and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"
I was expecting something completely different 2 working girls are chatting to each other... "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" asks one. "No but I've been swung round by the tits before" replied the 2nd boom boom
