Broken Arse, Parmo's & Fruit Gums

Broken Arse, Parmo's & Fruit Gums

I think i've broke my arse!! I was dared to do summit daft on tuesday, so i done it. But on my way down from my magnicent leap over some road works i landed reet on me arse. I am now in so much fucking pain.

Parmos - After loads of ppl 'bigging' them up i finally tried one on friday and tbh i can't see what all the fuss was/is about. I'd have rather ate glass. I am also blaming this breadcrumbed piece of devil chicken for the shites i've had since sunday

Finally - i have just bought a packed of fruit gums to try and brighten up my very dull week and to my utter dismay i find that every fucking one is either green or yellow, which have to be the shittest coloured/flavoured sweet around.

treble bastards

Re: Broken Arse, Parmo's & Fruit Gums

they're fucking tasty... you must have gone to a shit place because everyone i've introduced them to loves them. one of my mates even drove down to boro to buy 3 so he could eat 1 and stick the others in his freezer... kudos

what is a Parmo?

I've been wondering that.

It's some pikey form of Boro food from what I can work out.

A heart attack in a bun from what ive heard.

for me - the biggest disappointment ever + the reason i have had a season ticket for the bog

wikipedia again......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parmo

i can't keep up with these new terms...

a parmo is teesside cuisine at its finest:

pork or chicken fillet covered in cheese sauce + bread crumbs and then parmesan cheese on top + side dish of salad and chips with garlic and/or chili sauce. it can only be found very rarely outside the teesside region, yet is the staple diet there.

Re: Broken Arse, Parmo's & Fruit Gums

i was hoping this would get intesting

nasty

it sounds truly horrible

heathens

oh, i'd still eat one

haha

from what i've seen of them parmesan cheese isn't on them!

looks more like the worst/cheapest cheese you can find!

:hug:

You must've went to an uber shit place for your parmo dan

Re: Re: Broken Arse, Parmo's & Fruit Gums

fishcake

Italian, chinese, indian, thai, vietnamese, mongolian, mexican, greek, mediterannean, lebanese, french, moroccan??? No, i tell you what, fuck it all and just give me some chicken with bread and cheese

.....that gives you the shits

you rarely find it anywhere else other than kebab/pizza shops in teesside.

of course there are similar recipes and it is even a traditional italian dish... but it has been adopted and championed by us teessiders