British Naval Intelligence

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    British Naval Intelligence

    BRITISH NAVAL "INTELLIGENCE"

    APPARENTLY This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a British Naval ship and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 95.
    Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95

    IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

    BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid collision.

    IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

    IRISH: Negative. I say again, YOU will have to divert your course.

    BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITTANNIA. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTOYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
    I, SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THE SHIP!


    IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your Call.
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