Britain today

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  1. TheSpence

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    Britain today

    Am I only person who:

    A) Doesnt own gun
    B) Been shot at
    C) Done rude things to Jordan

    As it seems most, if not everyone nowadays has done/doing 1 of them 3.
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    youre not alone, i'm exactly the same as you because i dont think being shot by a BB gun counts :dunce: :groovy:
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    Thank god for that, I thought I was being left out
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    LOL@the innocence Spence tried to convey !
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    Only rude thing I wud like to do to jordan is swear at her - shes fukkin rotten!!!!!!!!!
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    I bet shes got a fanny like a butchers dustbin.


    yuk
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    Please describe a butchers dustbin?
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    butchers dustbin - i'll think about this on the way home to alnwick.

    then reply after.
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    he just did - tis wots down jordans pants ;)

    but seriously tho - she is ROTTEN!!!!

    absolute mess :p
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    I havent saw a butchers dustbin & as I have said before I am 1 of the few people in this country not to have been down Jordans pants.
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    All u gotta do is ask tho!!! :D

    PS. Like ya av - roley! :king:
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    Is that what you did?

    The Rolland pic is something you just look @ & all you can do is smile @ it.
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    As if i wud have to ask :eek: :eek: :eek: ;) :D

    Know wot u mean about the pic - he is without doubt a legend!!!!! :king: :king: :king:
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    ditto - couldnt think of owt to describe a butchers dustbin but a butchers dustbin.
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    i can

    quite deep and dark and loads of rotten stinking meat on the sides
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    deep and dark - a bears cave
    rotton stinking meat - ladies night at the working mens club
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    I do not own a gun,, anymore ..
    ive only been shot twice
    And Jordan well havent met her yet so al let you know if or sorry when owt happens!

    lol @ butchers dustbin , a slimey shaft of rotten entrails get in cant wait to meet het like!
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    reality check here bri et al....... are you saying if you had Jordan on a plate you WOULDN'T fuck here???????????

    I would, no doubt at all :D
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    she's got a rag-man's coat like a badly packed kebab. but Si's right - you still would. then give her a zombie mask.
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    roland reminds me of the better times in life

    his youthful cheekiness....

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