Bored@work so here's a joke.... Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all go for a job interview with the police. They're sittin in the waiting room and the Englishman is called in to the interview room. He sits down at the desk opposite the Chief Inspector. The Chief looks at the Englishman, "We're gonna ask you a question and depending on your answer, we'll decide if you've got what it takes to be a copper. Now as you know, policemen are not very intelligent so don't worry, its not too dificult. Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Englishman thought for a second then goes, "Whey, it was the Romans wasn't it?" "Thankyou", says the Chief, "we'll contact you in the morning once we've spoken to the other candidates." The Englishman returns to the waiting room. "How'd it go?" asks the Scotsman. "Not bad." the Englishman replies. Next up its the Scotsman. Same question was asked, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Scotsman considers this....."The Romans?" he replies. "Thankyou" says the Chief, "we'll be in touch tomorrow." And the Scotsman returns to the waiting room. The Irishman then enters the interview room. "Who killed Jesus Christ?" asks the Chief. The Irishman sits stunned, puzzled. "Can I think about this and get back to you tomorrow?" asks the Irishman. "Certainly." says the Chief and the Irishman goes back outside. In the waiting room the Englishman and Scotsman enquire about his interview. "How'd it go?" they say. "You wouldn't fukkin believe it!" says the Irishman, "they've put me on a murder case already!!!!!"
