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  1. GeordieLee

    GeordieLee Registered User

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    Bored/lonely this Saturday?

    Click here :lol: :lol:





























    Facts from the public Masturbate-a-thon 2003

    Most money raised by an individual - $650.00 (by a seminary student!)

    Longest time - 3 hours

    Number of countries - last year our on-line event was being watched in 17 countries

    Masturbate-a-thon Facts

    Facts from the Good Vibrations website.
    [www.GoodVibes.com]

    National Masturbation Month was started by Good Vibrations when they wanted to highlight the importance of masturbation for nearly everyone.

    This is the tenth year of celebrating with a pledge drive -- it's like a Walk-A-Thon, only different. Participants ask friends and loved ones to sponsor them for a certain amount of money for every minute they masturbate during the Masturbate-A-Thon Weekend.

    The first Masturbate-A-Thon raised $8500!

    Over the past ten years participants have raised over $25,000.

    Here's a collection of sultry and sundry statistics from the history of the Masturbate-A-Thon:

    Number of Masturbate-A-Thon pledge forms distributed since 1998: 65,000

    number of people who participated (those who returned pledge forms with money): 1,570

    Number of countries with Masturbate-A-Thon participants: 6
    Largest amount raised by an individual: $1,000

    Longest time recorded by a participant in the Masturbate-A-Thon: 6 hours, 15 minutes

    Total amount of money collected since 1998 through the Masturbate-A-Thon: $25,000

    Number of television, print and radio interviews conducted regarding Masturbation Month: 375

    Number of Masturbate-A-Thon winners who have conducted interviews about their experience: 3

    Prizes will be awarded for:

    Longest time masturbating (we will allow five minutes per hour for water, food, and bathroom breaks; remember that the current record is over six hours, so if you are aiming for this prize, we suggest registering at 5 p.m. as a Seeded Wanker)

    Largest group wank (this refers to groups who register together and stay in their group; each member will receive a prize)

    Most money raised (download your pledge sheet and begin collecting pledges now!)

    Most orgasms (if you would like to attempt this record and would like an Orgasm Recorder to count and validate your orgasms, please let us know, or bring your own volunteer)


    Frequent ejaculation is good for your health!
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  3. Glitter Angel

    Glitter Angel Registered User

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    lee how on earth did you find this???
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    heather Balder than Pike!

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    thats bizarre.

    i dont think masterbation need much promoting or whatever.
    Everyone does it already, (or nearly everyone, sure everyone in newcastle duz) but i reaokon if there was an advertising campaign on telly with david beckham in going into the toilets with a copy of playboy and he comes out, looks at the camera, points and says ''im a wanker, are you?' and then it says 'masterbation, its good for your health'

    i dont know where im going with that, just started ranting, forgot the end, and now i want to make the advert. :)
  5. heather

    heather Balder than Pike!

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    can u tell im bored?

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    GeordieLee Registered User

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    It was my idea. ;) :p



    It was on popbitch really.


    Nice advert Heather. :lol: :lol:
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    :lol: Sign me up! ;)

    and :lol::lol: @ that advert Heather! :D
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    thats really funny actually .... the advert i mean :)
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    Very creative Heather. You should go into marketing! Can you even imagine how much public interest you would strum up with that ad!
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    heather Balder than Pike!

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    lol...everyone loves beckham so it wud work...ud have little 3 ur olds trying to work out how to use their penis's for something other than peeing.

    was it richard and judy where they did that thing with orange drinks?

    there were 3 different brands of fizzy orange pop, all withg crap names, one had david beckham on the bottle.

    Nearly everyone who tested them prefered the beckham one.

    they were all the same drink.

    how dumb are people? or rather, how clever are pepsi?
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    *bites tongue* so many things i cud say! ;)

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