Boilers.. Ok, it's sweltering outside so went for a skive. Who kidnapped all the fanny and why the fuck are all the women looking like a cross between Michelle McManus crossed with the Incredible fucking Hulk and wearing cheap skimpy primark specials that are too 4 sizes too tight? If this is what Summer has to offer i'm staying home ffs
I work in Stockton, please feel sorry for me. If i go out on my lunch i'm lucky if i see one fit bird per day. I had to go out today and it's full of people who are paler than me with their bingo wings out and their belly hanging out the bottom of their top. Wearing more jewelery than Mr T and they all seem to be pushing a buggy with a screaming child. Utterly dreadful.
