Blonde.... A young blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 ! That's good, innit?" " Yes darling, very good." "Is that because I'm blonde?" "Yes darling, it's because you're blonde." Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! That's good, innit?" "Yes darling, very good." "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" "Yes darling it's because you're blonde." Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D at her mum. "Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?" "No darling, it's because you're 25."
