Bit silly - got this via email 'They're out there......and they VOTE

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    Bit silly - got this via email 'They're out there......and they VOTE

    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
    fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to
    good
    home. You want it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there
    without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that
    people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true,
    so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day
    someone stole it.
    Caution! . . .. These people Vote!
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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
    direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
    waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
    North?” When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
    sometime), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
    .. . . . . . .. He ALSO votes!
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    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I
    got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was
    open.
    I told him, "The number you dialled is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a
    week."
    He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
    quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
    . . . .. . . He ALSO votes!
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    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
    overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
    sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
    convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
    moving."
    . . . .. . She ALSO votes!
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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut through
    a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk
    .. . . . . . ..My sister ALSO votes!
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    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
    discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
    cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
    . . . .. . . .He ALSO votes!
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    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
    attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
    rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose
    and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
    turned.
    . . . .. . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes!
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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
    the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
    up.
    She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
    professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane
    arrived
    yet? ".
    .. . . . . . .. . . SHE ALSO votes!
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    While working at a Pizza Parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza.
    He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it
    cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
    responding.
    "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6."
    . . . .. . . .Yep, he votes too.
    =========
    Now you know who elects the politicians!
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    haha good stuff



    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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