Bigger Breasts

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  1. paul

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    Bigger Breasts

    A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her
    a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she
    stands in front of the mirror, looking at herslef, asking him
    how she looks.

    One day fresh out of the shower, she was yet again in front of
    the mirror, now complaining that her breasts our too small.
    Uncharacteristically, the husband comes up with a suggestion,
    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day get a peice of
    toilet paper and rub it between your breasts a few seconds."
    Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a peice of toilet
    paper, standing in front of the mirror and rubbing it between
    her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "Oh, they'll
    grow larger over a period of years." he replied. The wife stops.
    "Why do you think rubbing a peice of tiolet paper between my
    breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?" The
    husband shrugs, "It worked for your ass didn't it?"
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    hummel Fucking imbecile

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    i wasn't that impressed paul!!! ;)

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    oh i am sorry, i will try harder next time ;) :D

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