big dave........... right listen up peeps we are writing on behalf of big dave! this is the son of god who is the biggest waxer of all! he cannot max it to save his life. he loves alcohol and loves cock (according to rich) we have consumed a stupid amount of alcohol, so everything you read is true!!! so if you see a boy with a shirt, glasses and stan smiths, pissed its dave, located near the toilets, its big dave!!!!!! ha ha ha! watch out of him, cus he will ge you!!! ha ha ha ha ha love, matt, rich and mark
lol, i like the way Mr Sparkes puts his name last so it looks like he was mearly in the room and little to do with it... the cheeky bastard sat here and typed up the whole thing himself.
