Best ever 'Dear John' letter

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    Best ever 'Dear John' letter

    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a
    "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home.
    It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky: I can no longer continue our relationship.
    The distance between us is just too great. I must admit
    that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been
    gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please
    return the picture of me that I sent to you.
    Love, Becky

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for
    any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
    ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture
    of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty
    gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
    in that envelope...along with this note:

    Dear Becky:
    I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please
    take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

    Thanks and take care, Ricky
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    that is fucken quality
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    Thats one way to teach a lass not to cheat on a lad!
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