Best ever 16th birthday surprise?

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    Best ever 16th birthday surprise?

    From http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1292050,00.html

    :lol: Best mistake EVER, lucky bastard!!
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  3. Chewy

    Chewy I'd fist it

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    thats fucking brilliant :lol: :lol:
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    Curly Watts Est. 1988

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    "After walking the boy round the classroom and spanking him with a whip - the action turned even more blue"

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    we could sort this for your 16th mate :up:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    What sort of teacher would let her get down to her knickers and bra before they realised what was going on and stopped the show? :lol:

    :dunce:
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    Curly Watts Est. 1988

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    My next one is a 20th franco.
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    You've aged a bit havent you? You were 16 last year. :spangled:
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    Curly Watts Est. 1988

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    I was 18 last year, hence me being 19 now. All these used to just take the piss, saying I was 16, 14,10 and so forth :lol:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    Got any ID mate?
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    Curly Watts Est. 1988

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    I got asked for ID in the co-op the other day, cheeky bastards Im 6ft odd and she looked younger than me. I only wanted some tabs! :lol:
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    blatent lezza
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    What did she say when you showed her your school bus pass?
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    You are not 6 foot!

    I'd estimate that you are maybe between 5 and 5'6, maximum.
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    Scotty Internet Weirdo

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    :lol: 6 foot, its common knowledge that fraggle rock puppets are only about 4 foot at best.
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    Curly mate. You could earn a decent living from doing special events.

    link

    You may even be booked for a 16 year olds birthday.
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    :lol: :lol:
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    Oasis Peter North-east

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    I can't believe there's actually a lookalike for this guy and people would pay to hire him.:cry:



    link
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