Beer vs Pussy

Beer vs Pussy

beer v pussy
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.

A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.

Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary
Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.

Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.

Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.

If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy,
you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy

24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.

Too much head makes you mad at the person giving
you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still
edible.
Advantage: Beer.

If you come home smelling like beer, your wife
may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will
definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.

6 beers in a night! and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the
driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy

Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw

With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.

Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less
enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.

Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.

If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.

If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit
with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Draw

If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you
down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.

If you change to another beer, your old brand
will gladly have you
back.
Advantage:beer.

The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once
you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.

The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone
once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.

The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.

It's a close call...you decide

i dont like beer and i aint had pussy

there is time for you yet hun

lol, for beer ir pussy?

both

nah, neither are my cuppa

Bombed out.....

Not even with Sasha?????

grrrrrrr, i am 100% straight

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lol

thought u liked animal sex

anal.

and what has that got to do with not being straight?

nothing

okay:spangled:

U sure?

yes im sure about my sexuality Lee, but i take these kinds of comments as subtle hints- is there anything you would like to share with us?

U and Sasha shud get it on. Simple as.

no lee you havnt answered the question, is there something you would liek to share?

Only my video camera.

hmm, i dont believe ya