Bah i just came home...got ripped off by a taxi driver....got delayed all over the world...got NO birthday cards (which i was relying on paying for the taxi- the money in them), got lots of bills and a letter from work telling me they have made a big fuck up and im not getting paid this month and i just stripped off to weigh myself and ive put on 3 pound...my tits look like 2 extras on a freddie krueger film and i have the biggest itchiest swollen mosquito bite on my arse altogether now BAAAAAH!
did you break a nail hun??? in my day we had to swim to america!!! count yourself lucky.... least ya plane didnt crash.....
3 pounds!! count yer self lucky. i went to LA to work for three months came back 2 and a half stone heavier! look on the bright side - you still have all of us!
i was quite shocked actually...i usually dont eat at all when im there cus of the heat then put on a stone...i ate like there was no tommorow this time n hardly put on a fing
and now im so tired im delirious...i just got this weird thig in my head of a man with a hoooj shel against his er singing *its your foetus its your humble home* and he looked a bit like vivian off the young ones i fink whe your head starts taking a shite its nowt to do with the drugs its tiredness *goes back to reading her phone*
LMAO! I stand by what I just told u Helz....lie down!!! *listen to ur body* (Granted it's not as amoosing as reading a fone...)
I know but im scared i'll get lonely , am gonna SIT N KEEP HAVING WEIRD AWAKE DREAMS ALL NIGHTits fun...i feel like i cus start astral planing
