Back to school...again!

Back to school...again!

at the moment I'm doing a "students into schools module" for my course, where you get placed in any school in the North East really.

It's totally random as I'm not that much older than the 6th form and I'm meant to be teaching classes etc, but most embarrassing thing is I keep getting told to get back to lessons when I'm wandering the corridors.
The teachers keep confusing me for a pupil...booooo I have no authoritaaaaah

Anyway whats everyones worst/most embarrassing thing from the good old school days???

I'm bored on my own in the staff room!

Being picked last EVERY time for 5-a-side... then getting stuck in nets.

meh.

Kicking someone in Primary school and being made to walk around with a plastic bag on my foot all day

Or fighting in Primary school and being made to stand against the 'naughty boys wall' all lunch time

i was always in bother... but just for 'daft' stuff... i didn't mind having to stand in 'the centre' ( a bit outside the head masters office) all the time....

ha ha class whoever thought of the idea of making someone wear a plastic bag on their shoe is hilarious!

I just used to get in trouble for talking all the time. In infant school I was made to stand outside in the snow because I put a boys pencil upright in blue tack on his chair....

Another thing nothing to do with me was in our last year of juniour school and the classroom next to us had guinea pigs
This boy was chasing my friend chloe so she ran into her class room and slammed the door, not realising the guinea pigs were let lose and she shut one between the door.....ouh!!!it sadly died seeing as it was split in two...she never got over it!

I remeber my first day of primary school after moving to Scotland from the South. I went to school , couldnt understand a word anyone was saying , got called a 'guffy bastard' about 60 times and even the teacher was being overly agressive about my Englishness


so in my revenge i stapled 2 'cool' sisters skirts together when they were sitting down. They stood up and ripped their skirts


Funnilly enough everyone liked me after that and i even ended up going out with one of the sisters

Re: Back to school...again!

I took part in SIS last year and really enjoyed it. Was better than a drying and crystalization module!!

I managed to teach kids at the learning centre in St James Park. Basically there was 3 or 4 of us students among 20 kids in this computer centre and was very relaxed

We helped them make their own games, movies, and they made there own background music using dance ejay among other things. I hadn't a clue how to use any of these programs when I first started and on my first day they were already three weeks into the course. The kids were teaching me how to use the computers!

As for embarrassing moments at school...

stripping on stage at the school disco.

kicking the pitch instead of the ball whe taking a penalty in a 6 a side competition (i went further than the ball).

gettin put in a wheely bin by my big bro in my 1st year at high school.

etc etc

hahaha, scruffy english cunt.

we were cunts at junior school, i wasnt at senior school but at junior school i was i dunno why either cos my mum worked at the school so i couldnt do anything without her knowing

One of my mates brought loads of cherry bom things in and we were wrapping them round stones and thrwoing them at the feet of people we didnt like and we got caught.

Our punishment was to get a dictionary and copy out every word in the dictionary that started with the same letter as your surname and we had to stay in at breaks n dinner to do it, If i didnt finish it by the friday i wasnt allowed to play in the football game we had on the friday night either.

I do not wish to even THINK about school. The memories are far too painful

Agreed.

You get bullied for being weird?

Harsh.

Indeed.

I was bullied for all kinds of things, but the one that sticks in my mind the most was being jumped after word got out that some dickhead tried taking advantage of me.

i chucked a stone at a spuggy in the school playground when every one was queing outside for a fire drill. i only went and hit it and it killed it, full school and the teachers on me case something like 2000 to 1

excuse me for asking, not being with the lingo and everything but whats a spuggy?

ohhhhh thanks!

to be more precise a sparrow