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  1. Ayatollah Terry

    Ayatollah Terry Registered User

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    Back on the stupid jokes

    Why do boxers not have sex the night before a fight?


    Cos they dont fancy each other


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    How does an epileptic go on a diet?

    They have a shake for breakfast.... (I don't really have to go on do I?)


    Apologies
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    Gay Waiter's chat up line:

    Can I push your stool in for you sir?

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    What should you reply if he asks you 'Am I your first?'

    'You could be, you look familiar!'

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    Ayatollah Terry, May 22, 2004
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  3. Glitter Angel

    Glitter Angel Registered User

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    The lord said to David "COME FORTH, AND YOU SHALL RECCEIVE ETERNAL LIFE AND HAPPINESS"















    ......unfortunatley, david came 5th and he recceived a toaster.
    Glitter Angel, May 22, 2004
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    Whats postmans pat name when he reitres?

















    Pat :rolleyes:
    r3m1, May 23, 2004
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    HAHAH! class! :D
    Sleepy, May 23, 2004
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  6. Glitter Angel

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    i almost pissed myself laughing when someone told me that at work the other day :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Glitter Angel, May 23, 2004
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  7. Mark J

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    Re: Back on the stupid jokes

    Shit but funny:lol: :lol:
    Mark J, May 24, 2004
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    i thought it was john
    mentalbarter, May 24, 2004
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  9. Glitter Angel

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    does it matter? :rolleyes:
    Glitter Angel, Jun 2, 2004
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    Re: Back on the stupid jokes

    :lol:
    Play, Jun 3, 2004
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