Ask the person below you A question- You must answer it truthfully

Ask the person below you A question- You must answer it truthfully

Answer the question then ask one, i'll start.

What is the meaning of life?

why do you ask?

you tell me ?

It was a good way to start.

Where did you last go on holiday?

amsterdam for trance energy.

you going to BT ?

Wayaye.

What is your greatest regret?

sacking off the last promise and going to turbulence instead.

if you could seriously leave the country tomorrow and not come back, would you ?

Depends where the destination was, would have to be somewhere with tarts in bikini's for a minimum of 10-11 months of the year.

Brown or red sauce?

depends on what its on, brown for bacon anyway.

md or decent toot ?

Md. The jaw has been trained well over the years, so much so that the silky moves could quite easily have won a place in the semi's of britains got talent.

What age did you lose your viginity?

17

How many people have you cheated on.

Only ever done it once....


Do you like german people, if yes why? If no why?

No - They are out to get us.

If swimming is the best for of excercise then why are whales fat?

Cumberland is too fucking nice.

If you had the choice of shagging fearne britton, dawn french or vanessa felpz who whould you choose and why?

ferne britton - by process of elinination, i hate venessa and dont fancy fucking with lenny hendry

if you had to lose one of your bodies senses, which one and why?

No chance.

Would you?

This question can get out of hand. We had a "What wouldn't you do for £10million" debate at work and it got pushed as far as it could.

Like:

Would you suck off a goat, and swallow, for £10m?

Would you fuck ya mam for £10m?

Etc... etc....... I think you get the picture.

One of the lads said he'd fuck every member of his family for £10m. And dig up the dead ones and fuck them if he had to.

The office was devided....

If you were a politician, would you have taken the piss as much as you could with your claims?